Behold, the worst Award Bait Song ever written. Never before has an award bait song failed this badly. The tune is pretty good, but it's tone is completely shattered by the shitty lyrics. Those words do not belong in what is supposed to be a love duet. It sounds like something a Christian soft rock group would write while half asleep. Just replace every instance of "Linda" with "Jesus", and you've got a Christian song perfect for Sunday school. How is anyone older than four expected to take this shit seriously?
CHRISTOPHER: Sweet Linda come Give your light to me Help me defeat All the scary things Sweet Linda come And bring the good Inspire of me Linda come Give me your heart And your words LINDA: I hear your voice How it sings to me CHRISTOPHER: (You inspire me) LINDA: It shows your heart How it sounds so sweet So I'll help you Then I'll return CHRISTOPHER: (Beautiful Linda) LINDA: To light the sky Way up high BOTH: Filled with love Together we We can win With our love
And then Linda is an inanimate rock for the entire rest of the movie.
Also, do you realize that a cricket just sang a love song to a piece of iron?